May 2013
when guys are dressed in suits and they unbutton the top of their shirt and they undo their bowtie but keep it hanging under their collar and maybe they roll up their sleeves a bit and their hair is all disheveled and
boys
clever-one-word-url:
GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.
GUYS
MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
yerawizardharry:
SORRY THAT OBAMA COULDN’T CLEAN UP EIGHT YEARS’ WORTH OF GEORGE W. BUSH’S BULLSHIT IN JUST UNDER TWO YEARS IN OFFICE, AMERICA. BY ALL MEANS, GO CRAWLING RIGHT BACK TO THE PEOPLE WHO GOT US IN THIS MESS IN THE FIRST PLACE.
(via neutralsoymilkhotel/maeby-)
The Alexa Burks: opinionatedlez: Let me just put... →
opinionatedlez:
Let me just put this out there:
If you work your entire life to try and prevent women from being able to afford/access birth control and/or abortions…
If you are a politician who passes laws, or prevents the passing of laws, that would allow women to have affordable or…
bebroom:
a woman’s body is not for you. if she wants to cover it she should feel free and safe in doing so. if she wants to expose it she should feel free and safe in doing so. it is not an indication of her self-respect but an indication of her preferences for whatever reasons she chooses — none of which are your business or concern.
fefeferi:
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
Knees
tylerknott:
I would love to say that you make me weak in the knees but to be quite upfront and completely truthful you make my body forget it has knees at all. -Tyler Knott Gregson-
snckpck:
DONT BE AFRAID TO MOVE ON IF THE PERSON YOU LIKE DOESNT LIKE YOU BACK. GRAB A BOTTLE OF FRUIT PUNCH AND BAG OF DORITOS AND LIVE YOUR LIFE!!!
“Never believe a man can change a woman
Those men are pretenders
who think that...”
– Nizar Qabbani (via pakizah)
dampsandwich:
WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY
wild-lion:
I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them
“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to...”
– Dita von Teese (via niselle)
oomshi:
hallmoniter:
squirting is so hot
i love a good water gun fight
