Why didn’t I learn to treat everything like it was the last time. My greatest regret was how much I believed in the future.
— Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close   (via 1000gynecologists)

how to be a “real woman”: a guide

ofgeography:

1. do you identify as a woman

2. congratulations you’re a real woman

yourbones:

somegirlnamedkaitlyn:

My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?

Nailed it.

hippyjamfest:

I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first

itsmelisss:

so i searched “ohio man” and got this gem of a headline

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and thankfully there was a picture along with this story

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